[APPLAUSE] >> I know this is a daytime show, butsometimes my guests can't hide their hotness. Are they too hot for TV?I'll let you decide. Let's take a look at our hottest moments. What's the sexiest part of a man?>> Well, the thing. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]>> [LAUGH]>> [APPLAUSE][MUSIC]>> Three things you'd find in your nightstand. >> Toothpaste, tampons, and condoms. >> [APPLAUSE] >> In your night stand?>> That's what I said >> Wow. >> So, you are obviously in a private bungalow. >> Yep, it's like a couple day's later I screwed him and he was like yo,I hate to tell you this but your penis is on the internet. I was like, I don't know what this is gonna look like and then,It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. >> Yeah. >> [LAUGH]>> I'm no expert, butI heard that it was good. >> [LAUGH] >> My personal life is prettymuch nonexistent. >> Mm-hm. >> Which is not good, not for the long run, not for me, not for her. It's not. >> [LAUGH][MUSIC]>> Name three names for your lady parts. >> Mini moo, vajayjay and a pizza. [SOUND] >> [APPLAUSE]>> Minimoo is when you're describing it to a child. Vajayjay is like hey. And a pizza is when someone's nasty. >> [LAUGH] >> Never,ever have I joined the mile high club. >> [LAUGH][APPLAUSE]>> Phoenix. [MUSIC]>> [APPLAUSE][MUSIC][LAUGH] Who is it?Come in [LAUGH] >> Mamacita,I want to show you how good I am at juggling my balls. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE][MUSIC]>> You had a job as a dancer, is that right?>> [LAUGH] Yeah. >> Tell people about your job as a dancer. >> [APPLAUSE] >> I was a stripper. >> [APPLAUSE][MUSIC]>> Name three places besides the bedroom where you've been intimate. [MUSIC][LAUGH] >> Nowhere>> We're in a car. [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]>> Never have I ever texted a nude selfie. [MUSIC]>> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah, right George, yeah right. >> I don't sext, I do a lot of things on Instagram. >> Star anise. Have you ever smelled one of these before?>> I have never heard of an anise. I mean. >> [LAUGH]>> I've seen that before. >> You actually have but whatever. >> Have you seen these?>> What is that?>> God. In your bra. >> Okay. No. [LAUGH]. >> Am I getting milked, what's happening?[MUSIC]The Golden Globe statue is round. Name three other things that are round. >> The Earth. My balls. >> [APPLAUSE]
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